Ah, it’s that time of year when all of our favorite celebrities make a statement with their bold fashion choices. This year’s Met Gala theme was ‘American Independence’ and though some understood the assignment, others did not. I’ve decided to compile my favorites and least favorites from the night and will be rating them based on two categories- Adherence to the theme and overall style. Both will be scored out of 10.
Before we begin I must say how disappointed I was that some of the most iconic celebrities did not show, among them are Blake Lively, Zendaya, and Lady Gaga. In addition, there was some controversy. Should influencers be attending the Met Gala? The was also some tension following Nicki Minaj’s tweet saying she wouldn’t attend the Gala due to the required vaccine. We’ll save those topics for a poll on our IG (@titanuniversecsuf), now lets get into the fashion!
Kicking it off with some of the worst, we have this horse girl fit. I don’t think I need to make too many comments on this one…
Theme Rating: 5/10
The only reason she gets that high is because horses do remind me of classic stereotypical America.
Overall Rating: -10/10
Why?
Let me start by saying… what the hell is this?
Theme Rating: 0/10
Since when are pajamas quinticential American fashion?
Overall Rating: 0/10
Theme Rating: 7/10
Though captain underpants here looks horrible, denim is VERY American.
Overall Rating: 1/10
This man really put a rotissre chicken on top of his head and said, “Alright, I’m good.”
Theme Rating: 0/10
Overall Rating: 0/10
Theme Rating: 0/10
Unfortunately, she looks like she’d dressed for another theme.
Overall Rating: 3/10
Kim, sweetie, what in the Harry Potter is this? A dementor got lost on the way to Azkaban…
Theme Rating: 0/10
Overall Rating: -10/10
Theme Rating: 10/10
Listen… this may not be my favorite but she definitely understood the assignment.
Overall Rating: 2/10
Now we have arrived at the good ones, starting with this look. The men of the Met Gala were for the most part utterly disappointing, but he understoof the assignment.
Theme Rating: 6/10
Overall Rating: 7/10
Theme Rating: 0/10
She clearly had no idea what the theme was…
Overall Rating: 8/10
but she looks absolutely stunning.
Theme Rating: 1/10
The one because the gloves give it a bit of an old Hollywood feel.
Overall Rating: 9/10
Theme Rating: 10/10
I love this Native inspired look, very on-brand American.
Overall Rating: 9/10
Theme Rating: 0/10
Not sure how flowers relate to America but go off.
Overall Rating: 9/10
Theme Rating: 1/10
A one because the pattern vaguely resembles stars (& stripes, ya get it?).
Overall Rating: 10/10
She looks like a goddess in this ensemble.
Can you say WOW?!
Theme Rating: 1/10
Overall Rating: 9/10
Theme Rating: 0/10
Overall Rating: 10/10
This dress makes me want to run through a field of flowers.
Theme Rating: 5/10
Recieving some points for the cowboy accessories.
Overall Rating: 9/10
She looks stunning and gets extra points for at least attempting to be within the theme.
Theme Rating: 9/10
Very 1920’s flapper vibes.
Overall Rating: 9/10
She looks amazing in this dress!
Well that concludes my roast- I mean review of this years Met Gala outfits. Leave a comment below what your favorite was!
